I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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