so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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