talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me