i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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