nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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