Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.