I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct