my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
