I just saw a hot homeless man
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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