STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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