Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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