we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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