Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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