My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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