so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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