I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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