I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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