if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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