It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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