Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Everything about him screamed your future.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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