last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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