your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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