Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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