i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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