is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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