do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
