I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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We left an ass print on the piano.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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