everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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