Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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