people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize