My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We had to coat check the pizza.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
