You really coming over, don't trick.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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