google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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