Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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