I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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