What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I am one with the molecules
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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