also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
