Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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