Where did you get a picture of my penis
so let's talk penis.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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