their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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