Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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