Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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