so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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