It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Porn is love you can see.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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