Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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