We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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