Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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