420 ftw
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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