Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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