It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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