i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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