why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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