Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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