two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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