okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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