i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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