her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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