sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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