is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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