Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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