And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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