do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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